Some more ACTUAL INTERNET POSTINGS that we decided not to read:

            “Alcoholic Monkeys of St. Kitts”
            “Hydrogen Fuel Tanks Made from...Chickens”
            “How To Crochet An Eye Ball”
            “The charms of worm charming”
            “The Pig Who Looks Like A Sheep”
            “Spaghetti Cake”
            “Beware of the Killer Bikini Wax!”
            “Carnivorous Clock eats bugs, begins doomsday countdown”
            “Police Interrogate Woman with Squirrel in Cleavage”
              and
            “Drugged up Pussies”